i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
I think you just summed up every British persons thoughts about America in one long sentence
You can call me queen bee
Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth following. I wanted to thank you for that.
I am a goddess, your opinion is irrelevant.
i want Christmas-themed nudes like hang a candy cane from your dick and send me the pic